1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. 3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. […]
What the heck is person or persons unknown going to do with $10,000 worth of cucumbers? That’s one question the Adelaide police are probably asking themselves after eleven robberies of the cylindrical gourd. It’s an awful lot of salad and facials, that’s for sure. Maybe it’s a gang of overweight toxic laden ladies going on […]
“We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?” – Will Rogers
My husband recently asked a new friend, aged seventy something, what her most thrilling adventure had been in life, so far. This darling woman related the following: She was seven years old and living in England during World War II. Occasionally German pilots got shot down and parachuted from their planes to the relative safety […]
A short time ago I had the great luck to obtain a rare book published in 1899 – The Domestic Cyclopedia: An Instructor on Nursing, Housekeeping and Home Adornments. That’s quite the combination of topics and it is a fascinating research tool, filled with information otherwise lost to posterity. At that time it was found […]